Cameron set to give hunting with dogs back to the rich

Despite pretending that he doesn't support hunting with dogs, Dave knows that the real rich that support him think these kind of views put him rather too close to the white dredz and pill-popping fields of his youth.

While Dave's trustafarian connections keep him on the cool side of countryside killing, he assumes this means that fox hunting isn't a political argument. He can cover up this division in his ranks by calling it a personal decision - one so personal that despite it being a law Dave supports, he's willing to give all his new Tory MP friends the chance to overturn it the moment he gets into power.

Putting a "personal" policy that affects so few of us in the mix for year one of the new Conservative government shows not how important the rich see their inability to a good old-fashioned blood-stained tally-ho, as much as how closely Dave's Conservative party is still so eager to please them.

That's because Dave's part of a conspiracy. The Cameron Conspiracy. He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.